Caiman

En route to London with half a coach to myself, iPod and Kindle in tow. Win.

Bow Ties are f**king impossible!

Trying to get hold of a cheesy old 80s kids film called 'zits' but failing. Help!

Why does it feel like I swallowed barbed wire last night?

It appears that I now own <a href="http://t.co/DUXJzLhC" rel='external' class="su_links">http://t.co/DUXJzLhC</a> again. Hmm what should I do with it.

Gotta love government think tanks. 'Eat less, exercise more', says government on obesity. No shit.

Finally out of work and walking home in the glorious rain. Would rather be out in this than in there today. hmm my phone is getting wet.

I'll take a hot sake and chef's choice plate.

I could listen to this again, and again and again. In fact, I've probably heard it a thousand times already. It just gets better and better.

Rugby Union, meh. Good job Wales, Snore job England. Super League final tonight set to be much more entertaining.

RIP Charles Napier

Then orders a beer. A neutrino walks into a bar.

Just got back from the dentist. Tooth extracted. Looking forward to being able to sleep tonight.

Neat vodka straight out of the freezer is the only answer to this bastard tooth ache that has come back with a vengeance tonight

Check out my music taste and add me on <a href="http://www.twitter.com/lastfm" rel='external' class="su_links">@lastfm</a> <a href="http://t.co/f0FOom4L" rel='external' class="su_links">http://t.co/f0FOom4L</a>

£7.50 for five god damned razor blades at Tesco!? At least Dick Turpin wore a mask!

Going to lie down and continue to feel sorry for myself. Stupid tooth.

Oh christ. No, next week's Dr Who isn't going to be better, James Corden is in it again. God dammit.

Ow. Why did I sleep on the most uncomfortable sofa ever made instead of in my bed.

Had a fight with the vacuum cleaner and got a face full of dust. Half hour long coughing fit later, possibly going to die.