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Didn't get in until 330 or something. Good times. Made a new friend. :D

I blew out a sure thing for a not so sure thing <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23DrunkTweet" rel='external' class="su_links">#DrunkTweet</a>

PS. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23fashiontip" rel='external' class="su_links">#fashiontip</a> Don't wear tights with open toe sandals.

I felt like treating myself. So I shaved my balls. Wanna see?

Good morning sexfiends

England. Better movie villain than Darth Vader and Hannibal Lecter combined. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23ThePatriot" rel='external' class="su_links">#ThePatriot</a>

Shitbastardenders on. I wanna watch <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Glasto" rel='external' class="su_links">#Glasto</a> and get arseholed!

I just realised I've not been for a poo all day.

<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23TFIF" rel='external' class="su_links">#TFIF</a>

i'm off to bed.

Bloody teachers and their "industrial action". I'm gonna have to have a DAY OFF WORK on Thursday! Curse them! Cuuuuuurse them!!

f**king hell, dudes! It's bastard Friday tomorrow AND payday. I shit you not. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23swearingmakesmecoolandedgy" rel='external' class="su_links">#swearingmakesmecoolandedgy</a>

Escaped to the toilet again. They should move my desk in here. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23TFTS" rel='external' class="su_links">#TFTS</a>

I'm going to write a book

Righto. Bed for me. Had a 'day off' so back on the healthy regime tomorrow.

Watching Drive Angry.

Shall be mostly indulging in <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%232forTuesday" rel='external' class="su_links">#2forTuesday</a> from <a href="http://www.twitter.com/dominosUK" rel='external' class="su_links">@dominosUK</a> today.

I'm so tired still. Slept for nigh on 12 hours too.

I'm off to bed.

I need drink. That isn't "I need a drink", it's much, much more serious than that.